Dear Piece of Port Fan,
How long is a piece of string?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Why do mushrooms get a brown paper bag while the other vegetables don’t?
These are questions that can’t be answered, much like your question to me.
Be patient. Practice mindfulness. Fart discreetly.
Nature never fails us
Dear Blogger,
I enjoyed your blog “Cotton Wool”. When will you post another? It’s been like, over a month.
Regards
Piece of Port Fan
Dear Piece of Port Fan,
How long is a piece of string?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Why do mushrooms get a brown paper bag while the other vegetables don’t?
These are questions that can’t be answered, much like your question to me.
Be patient. Practice mindfulness. Fart discreetly.